Sunday Spiritual 12/7

Today was fast & testimony meeting, and I gotta tell you, I've never understood why they call it "fast". I mean I love hearing testimonies as much as the next back-row attendee, and it's great to dedicate a day's worth of food to help ppl in need, but I get rilly rilly hungry and somedays it seems to take FOREVER. k enough about that....the meeting was great as always, we even went over b/c so many ppl wanted to get up.

Announcements:

• Ward Prayer has officially changed time to 8PM.
• The Elder's Quorum bowling & pizza party is this Saturday 12/13 at 1PM (meet at the bowling alley).
• Activity on Wednesday is "Live Clue"-please do not bring real weapons (yes, a candlestick evidently is a real weapon).
• Tithing Settlement is underway, please talk with Matt Jensen to schedule an appointment with the Bishop.
• We are planning on going down to the Draper Temple open house in January, signup lists are being passed around during classes.
• Applications for the "Mr. Eagle Mountain" pageant held next spring are now being accepted. Participants are guaranteed deepened spiritual capacity (not implyin' that they need it), and the winner will be granted a super-hottie eternal companion.*

*In the incident that a suitable companion cannot be found, a silver tiara and genuine certificate of award will be presented by our hosts-which can go right next to your "I made AP" plaque with the photo of you & your mission prez. Contestants must be at least 18 years of age to enter and must be legal U.S citizens. In the event that contestant(s) violate any of the above, or are found using performance enhancing drugs, sabotaging other contestants, or swaying voters above and beyond objectionable criteria, will promptly be set on fire. The winner inherets all goods or belongings to the violating attendent (like in monopoly), including any and all of the following: unlimited text access to significant others, any accumulated college credit and/or degree(s), your bunk bed, shopping spree with your oustanding credit cards, invitations to family gatherings, unlimited access to family's fridge, and any/all personal possessions.