Need your help!

k so this thing is kinda history class-like stale (sorry!), I've been Mission Impossible MIA the last couple of weeks and Jamie got a restraining order against me so I can't ask her what's going on (ya... she got offended at her stick figure caricature in the bikini-like I was sooooo implying somethin about her moral character with that pic!!). I don't git it-it's like when u tell someone their hottiddy-hot and there like "ewww shut up you pig!" my ? is how in the world does a pig call you hot anyway!?! If you think pigs are talking to you I think pplz calling you hot is the least of your probs! srsly! CHARLOTTE'S WEB IS NOT REAL LIFEZ!! k not rilly about the restraining order (not yet anyway) but....rilly I'm not in the loop on a lot of stuff so if I miss importante announcement plz gimme the 411!

So now that Thanksgiving is almost here, Christmas is right around the corner. I was talking with the Bishop last night and we were trying to come up with ideas of something the ward could do this Christmas -like a Toys for Tots drive, or maybe buy some holiday stuff and pass it out at a hospital, u know-that kinda nice warm fuzzy thing you can use as ammunition this season to throw in your extended family's face when they baffled-ask you "YRU not married?" (geee... I don't know I GUESS I AM JUST 2 DARNED BUSY BRINGING ETERNAL JOY INTO CHILDREN'S LIVES WITH TRANSFORMER ACTION FIGURES... GOSH!). b/c srsly why would we want to give up our way fun single lives 4 boring, hard, responsibilities 'n naggin anyway?! Football Saturdays >>> Mowing the lawn

So this is where you come in-help us come up with some ideas! Email or comment below if you have any suggestionz of something we could do to "bring the spirit of Christmas" into our ward.

Oh and if any of you knows some-1 that needs a place to go for Thanksgiving-let me know! I am going to spend most of it messing with my brother-in-law and could use a larger audience. Altho Mom is on a "healthy = happy" vegan binge lately so this year we're having "turkey tofu"-but she did have it sculpted into the shape of a turkey, so it'll prolly be gone b4 anyone notices anyways.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!